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https://www.equipmentworld.com/gm-slapped-with-class-action-suit-for-alleged-duramax-emissions-cheating/

"If you own or lease a 2011-2016 Chevrolet Silverado Duramax diesel or a GMC Sierra Duramax diesel, you may be entitled to participate in the litigation involving this alleged fraud. Making these trucks EPA and CARB compliant, if possible, could increase the frequency of active regeneration cycles, and may reduce power, torque and fuel efficiency. Contact Hagens Berman to find out more about this issue and your consumer rights against GM."

I want you to sue on my behalf to make my truck less efficient. rob it of power and increase maintenance costs.....God I hate lawyers.....
 

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Time for a joke.

Question: What do you have when you get 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

Answer: A good start.
 

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You can hate them until you need them.
Like your doctor.
 

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Time for a joke.

Question: What do you have when you get 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

Answer: A good start.



Good one!


what's black & brown and looks good on a lawyer??








a Doberman!


All kidding aside, there will good and not so good in any profession. Just had a meet with my estate attorney on Friday. Very nice and knowledgeable young lady!
 

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Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work.

The first said, 'I think accountants are the easiest to operate on; you open them up and everything inside is numbered.'

The second said, 'I think librarians are the easiest to operate on; you open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order.'

The third said, 'I like to operate on electricians; you open them up and everything inside is color-coded.'

The fourth surgeon said, 'I like Engineers...they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end...'

The fifth one said, 'I like to operate on lawyers; they're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and their butts are interchangeable.
 

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You can hate them until you need them.
Like your doctor.
I don't hate my doctor.
When you need the lawyer it's because you have to fight against another lawyer.


just personal experience....lol
 

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Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?
A: One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
A: After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and God?
A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

Q: How are an apple and a lawyer alike?
A: They both look good hanging from a tree.

Q: What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?
A: Not enough cement.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
A: A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.

Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?
A: One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.

Q: Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.

Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?
A: Stick his bill up his ass.

Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
A: Take your foot off his head.

Q: Where can you find a good lawyer?
A: In the cemetery

Q: Why to lawyers wear neckties?
A: To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.

Q: What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
 
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